Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
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I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
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When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
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